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Silently, the beast curled up, remaining watchful even as it rested. That was the exact phrase that had gotten me grounded. Why you may ask it’s because that is the sentence I used to describe my mom, she looks like a yeti mated with a Justin Bieber. Guess what came out? My mom, she looks like an Umpa Lumpa that on steroids, that got ran over by a car and put through a wood chipper. Yep that’s my mom’s natural beauty. I told her that because I had tried to pull a prank on her but I soon realized that was not the brightest thing to do on the night when you are going to your firs thigh school party and your mother is skeptical about it. So after I told her that she looks like a hairy beast along with what I described her as when she was sleeping, she told me “Rajizz your are not going to that party.” So I was like SMURF you, then I was grounded. But now as the hairy beast rests again I am attempting to sneak out of the house and get to the party. Why do parents have to be such bullies, it’s not like my mom hasn’t heard that before from my father. But whatever I’m leaving, so I did. As my friend “Magical Trevor” was driving me to the party we decided to come after we had gotten something to eat. MMMMM This McSmiley burger tastes really good so do these frowny fries, ooh don’t forget this extra size Mcjoyful drink, yeah that’s good too. Then we hopped back into the car and then headed off to the party. When we got there it was like hell, yet it was a heaven. It was so hot but there was music bumpin outta some BOSE speakers with 24 inch subwoofers. I was so loud Jesus could not hear himself even if he prayed god to hear. There she was, sleek, smooth, loud, her color was like anyone had seen before. What? You think I’m talking about a girl, no, no way I’m talking about my car. 1964 Chevy Impala, with a Holley pop out engine, metallic green paint that would make The Green Giant jealous. Knock Off Reverse Dauton rims don’t forget the fact that the rims were 28 SMURFIN inches. Yet I was so very surprised my mother had not issued a search warrant yet. So I had to get home but I couldn’t, there was just too much at the party that I had not done yet like show off my popping moves, get a chick but it’s either be grounded for LIFE or chill for a couple of hours. I’m going to hang out but only for a while. The only reason I actually came to the party is to get my car back, which I did. So after I had danced for a little while I headed home. I was just too boring I didn’t want to sit there and wait for the cops to come because yes I do admit there was alcohol there. So when I got home guess who was waiting for me? My bed, then after I fell asleep and a couple years had passed I told my grandchildren about the crazy night where I did not get caught.